The Stuff That Doesn’t Fit:
Sometimes you will come across somethings that is valuable but doesn’t fit into the normal categories of valuable things. The Kitchen Drawer in every house is one place such items tend to wait to be discovered again, by the one who left it long ago or someone searching for something else.
Corrected Mistakes, Caught Lies and Other Booboos:
I know that this will come as a terrible shock to all?, many?, some?, a few? … well ok ..almost none of you who actually read this thing will actually be shocked, that upon occasion?, frequently? … multiple times daily, I will make mistakes. But I do try to correct them before you see them or in other words, before I get caught.
Anyway, I want to re-assure you, the kind, gentle soul that you are, that these lapses in accuracy, arithmetic, typing skill, literary taste and truth are nothing more then momentary enthusiasms that intend no harm except perhaps a bit of laughter on your part.
However, I do take my “UJTing” seriously. I mean, after all, you good people are giving me some of your valuable time and attention. So I really do want to correct any oversight or fake news or other dumbass mistake that I might have made whenever I can! (especially when caught red fingered so to speak).
So here is where those errors will be corrected. I encourage you to use whatever means suits (except physical violence upon my person) to let me know whenever you discover some errant fact, typing or outright lie on my part. You may even fill out the the form provided.